I can’t use CoffeeScript

By | December 27, 2011

I had some space between wrapping up my last contract on December 20, and starting my new job on January 16. I decided it was finally time to build a simple task management system, something I’ve attempted to do and never finished several times before. I currently use RememberTheMilk, which is a lovely service, but I don’t like paying them for mobile access. Further, even though I trust this small company, I see no reason to share intimate information about the tasks I accomplish every day with them. My long term goal is to pull as much of my personal data out of the cloud as I possibly can. This project is a step towards that goal.

There are numerous open source task manager apps out there that I’m sure would suit my not-too-exotic tastes. However, I also wanted to take this opportunity to learn a bunch of new technologies for an offline-enabled and mobile-enabled web application.

Therefore, I’ve spent most of my vacation time so far researching some technologies I haven’t had a chance to explore in the past year. JQuery Mobile was at the top of the list. I think it’s a lovely framework and I expect to continue using it.

I also wanted to try out CoffeeScript, as I’ve always hated writing Javascript, and I wanted to use some sort of client-side ORM for localstorage. I looked at backbone.js, but was more attracted to Spine.js. I have spent three days studying and playing with these two technologies. I am still undecided about Spine.js, but I have come to the conclusion that CoffeeScript is not for me.

I understand all the hype around the project. JavaScript really does suck. And CoffeeScript does suck less, it has pretty language features and it is much more succinct than JavaScript. I can imagine a lot of people being really excited about CofeeScript, especially Ruby and PERL programmers, and possibly even php programmers.

But not Python programmers. I tried to learn Ruby several times, and each time I was left with a foul taste in my mouth. It’s not a bad language, it just doesn’t fit in well with my personal philosophy. My personal philosophy happens to coincide almost exactly with the Zen Of Python. I chose Python because it matched my philosophy… not the other way around.

Like Ruby and PERL, CoffeeScript violently violates what I consider the most important rule of Python: “There should be one — and preferably only one — obvious way to do it.” I’m not going to argue why this is a good idea, I understand that some programmers prefer the “even if I don’t understand it, I can write code that will probably work” paradigm that Ruby promotes.

The simple truth is, writing CoffeeScript leaves me feeling like I’ve done something dirty, no less dirty than writing JavaScript. There is no incentive for me to add a layer of complexity (the CoffeeScript to JavaScript compile step) to my code when I know my code is going to be “ugly” either way.

CoffeeScript is a wonderful idea. It’s far better than JavaScript. It’s just not good enough. Luckily, the Python community is already working on pythonic answers, including the evilly poorly documented pyjaco and the less-than-well maintained pyvascript and pyjamas projects. I hope one of these or a new upstart will soon gain community momentum so frontend development is no longer painful.

2 thoughts on “I can’t use CoffeeScript

  1. Pingback: Dusty's Diverse Domain » Blog Archive » pyjaco and jQuery

  2. Nathan Hoad

    Why does writing Coffeescript make you feel dirty? I understand the lack of parantheses is very ugly, being a Python programmer myself, but you can still use the parentheses and Coffeescript won’t complain. What other features about the language did you find ugly?


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